jooo dude's.. it's me !! ThaUnderdog .... how do i become s.n.s clan member i'm already registered... but don't have the equipment for x-fire :S .... not yet ...
hi all Iwill be redoing the website to make it better so eny sugestions will be welcomed as i havent had much experance at all with this sort of thing so eny skills you thing might contribute will be welcomed just gis a bell over xfire user name snsguvna
History: The background of the Guvna (a.k.a. midfield general) is shrouded in a campaign of misinformation. Depending which version of events you prefer to believe, the Guvna was raised by Bedouin tribesman, Aboriginal shamans or Amazonian warriors; was trained by the C.I.A, the K.G.B, Mossad, or The People’s Front of Judea; was involved in the assassination of Arch-Duke Ferdinand, Martin Luther King, John Fitzgerald Kennedy; attempted assassination of Pope John Paul the Second, Ronald Regan, Margaret Thatcher, Osama Bin Laden and the Tele-Tubbies.
Current Status: Believed to be residing under a false name in England, Argentina, North Korea or Atlantis. Rumours persist that the Guvna is in semi retirement and is “doing an Elvis” consuming many pasties and drinking many beers. Whether the Guvna is in fact taking a back seat and orchestrating campaigns rather than leading the front line, it still remains that this formidable general remains a formidable enemy.
History: the glenroy is a freak of nature, a result of a hideous genetic experiment involving human, alien, camel and jungle root D.N.A carried out in secret by factions within the Russian military. The cost of the experiment seemed justified when he was instrumental in saving the Chernobyl reactor from complete meltdown by chewing through the concrete casing before spitting and pissing on the glowing radioactive slag heap. However, he refused to be placed back into his cage and after pulling off the limbs of his handlers and arranging them in abstract, geometric patterns, he escaped into the mountains of Afghanistan.
Current Status: the exact whereabouts of the Glenroy remain unknown, but wherever he is, expect heavy weapons to be close at hand.
Specialist: Chemical warfare, Jungle warfare, Mounted Cavalry (Camel Division)
History: A casualty from the Cricket Catastrophe of World War Sixteen: The Umpire Bowls Back, the Eagle took a direct hit from a Schrödinger-Warp Bomb, and survived, maybe, depending on your point of view. The electromagnetic fluctuations ripped a whole in the space/time continuum, causing the Eagle to be pulled back from the 25th century as Buck Rogers was pushed the other way. While Buck contracted the Yang energy of the equation and was able to surround himself with cutting edge fashion, cute robot side-kicks and attractive scantily clad women, the Eagle contracted the Yin energy and found himself lumbered with blunted front fashion, ugly plastic side-kicks and attractive, scantily clad men.
Current Status: Performing gruesome yet strangely compelling artworks with cod, salmon and haddock.
Specialist: Defence, Tactics, Pretending not to be Asleep.
History: Was the resident petrol and diesel taster for the Fifth Reich in alternate earth no. 007-666-AQ2. After falling through a worm hole chasing a rat for supper, the Drifter was found living in a trash can by the Guvna and became the clan mascot. It has been alleged that the Drifter is in fact the super-secret-agent known only as Anonymous Robot Seeking Explosions, or A.R.S.E. for short, but this has been hotly disputed with counter claims being made that say he is in fact Anonymous Deceptions In Child-like Kaleidoscopes, or A.D.I.C.K. for short.
Current Status: Seeking specialist help to overcome addiction to spending all his dollars on fat ugly women who are no fun at all.
Specialist: Mini-Car Driver, Garbage Camouflage, Bike Security
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let the killing begin ^^
